Open letter to the people of Perth

Dear people of Perth, especially those in the mid-range southern suburbs,

Please re-discover your love of cars by tomorrow morning, danke.

Or just stay home. As long as you all stay off my buses! Aargh! *wigs out* Yes, I can hear you saying excuse me behind me, how bout using your eyes to see that I can't move forward without flattening the girl ahead of me. If it wasn't for the fact there's no moving-past room in the aisle or door, I'd be quite happy to stand more often (so people don't sit next to me). Thanks for reminding me why I don't, fool.

Also: Titles as they appear on-system are just as handy for files as they are for books. If you work with a certain type of file all the time, you know what kind of title or ID number to use.

Note to self: two beeps on the cordless phone is NOT call-waiting. It is "I am going to have a drained battery in 2 minutes." "I am going to have a drained battery in 1 minute." *disconnect in middle of bank-call*

( Weirdness, eyes, and languages )