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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Kitty Pryde
Two: Peter Rasputin
Three: Kurt Wagner
Four: RachelSummersGrey
Five: Dick Grayson
Six: Barbara Gordon
Seven: Tim Drake
Eight: Cassandra Cain
Nine: Malcolm Reynolds
Ten: Zoe Warren
Eleven: Hoban Washburn
Twelve: Inara Serra
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Babs/Wash? Can't say I've ever seen anything like that...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Rachel? Well, yes, of course - she is/was a Phoenix after all :lol: *gets the marshmallows to toast in Excalibur-era Rachel's hair*
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Inara got Cassandra pregnant? Those are quite a wide variety of skills they teach Companions :lol:. Inara just better hope Cass isn't upset...
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, since I don't read that much fanfic these days.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Peter Rasputin/Barbara Gordon? Hmmm, could make for a support pairing, both with some pretty hairy stuff in their pasts *finagles timelines*. Although Petey had better remember there's no handles on that chair for a reason...
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dick Grayson/Mal Reynolds or Dick Grayson/Zoe Warren. Hmm, tough call. Our boy could *probably* survive either, but I'll go with Mal just because he ain't married... *warns Dickie to stay away from certain shuttles*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Robin walking in on Colossus and Inara? He'd probably get thrown out of Inara's shuttle for barging in right at *that* moment. If he's lucky it'll be Inara doing the throwing for blundering into consecrated ground...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kurt/Zoe? In an alternate universe (such handy things they are, too) Zoe met a certain other person who could make her laugh, and had a flair for swashbuckling...
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kitty/Cass? I doubt many have thought up that pairing. :lol: Heck, I don't know much about fluff at all... *empties lint catcher*
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Tim/Inara. Hmmm, Companion to the Companion?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rachel deflowers Kitty? Well, I'd probably set it right after Rachel's "return" at the end of X-treme X-Men, as the two friends try to get to know eachother again...
In related news, I need an icon of Vizzini falling over, I wasn't able to write that with a straight face.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Seven... Tim Drake. *eyes FL* Robin slash? Anyone? Anyone?
...
Bueller?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably - given the state Kurt is in in the comics right now, there are plenty of potential het pairings for him.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A more interesting question than you might think. I'll get back to you.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Colossus/Marvel Girl/Nightwing. I'm not really seeing it (especially after what was happening before House of M) - although, given one's flight and another's acrobatics...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something that this warrior-woman's husband probably shouldn't be hearing with his not-so-battle-hardened ears.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Don't know. I'm not so skilled with the songs. Cassandra - most skillful martial artist on the planet, not so skilled with the communicating.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kitty/Babs/Inara. *thinks* FemSlash, illogic, other characters mentioning their bunks, certain others finding *what* happens when they use certain people's spycams...
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Colossus trying to pick up Zoe? Well, "upsydaisy" mightn't quite fit... oh, not that kind of picking up?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not in a long while.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kurt/Tim? Well, Kurt would take whichever way he wanted to... he could just 'port away if things weren't to his liking.
Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Wash and Mal? Either drunk, or rather determined to prove a point! Or both.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kitty Pryde and Malcolm Reynolds are in a happy relationship until Mal suddenly runs off with Rachel Grey. Kitty, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wash and a brief unhappy affair with Inara, then follows the wise advice of Dick and finds true love with Kurt.
To be called - Fairytales Come True - For Pirates and Bamfs!
Who might read it? If you've read this far, probably you ;)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Robin/Batgirl? I thought it was :lol:
Well, ok, not *this* Robin and Batgirl. Quite yet. ;)
If I can replace the comics with Context-Free Theatre it is...
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Kitty Pryde
Two: Peter Rasputin
Three: Kurt Wagner
Four: Rachel
Five: Dick Grayson
Six: Barbara Gordon
Seven: Tim Drake
Eight: Cassandra Cain
Nine: Malcolm Reynolds
Ten: Zoe Warren
Eleven: Hoban Washburn
Twelve: Inara Serra
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Babs/Wash? Can't say I've ever seen anything like that...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Rachel? Well, yes, of course - she is/was a Phoenix after all :lol: *gets the marshmallows to toast in Excalibur-era Rachel's hair*
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Inara got Cassandra pregnant? Those are quite a wide variety of skills they teach Companions :lol:. Inara just better hope Cass isn't upset...
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, since I don't read that much fanfic these days.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Peter Rasputin/Barbara Gordon? Hmmm, could make for a support pairing, both with some pretty hairy stuff in their pasts *finagles timelines*. Although Petey had better remember there's no handles on that chair for a reason...
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dick Grayson/Mal Reynolds or Dick Grayson/Zoe Warren. Hmm, tough call. Our boy could *probably* survive either, but I'll go with Mal just because he ain't married... *warns Dickie to stay away from certain shuttles*
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Robin walking in on Colossus and Inara? He'd probably get thrown out of Inara's shuttle for barging in right at *that* moment. If he's lucky it'll be Inara doing the throwing for blundering into consecrated ground...
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kurt/Zoe? In an alternate universe (such handy things they are, too) Zoe met a certain other person who could make her laugh, and had a flair for swashbuckling...
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kitty/Cass? I doubt many have thought up that pairing. :lol: Heck, I don't know much about fluff at all... *empties lint catcher*
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Tim/Inara. Hmmm, Companion to the Companion?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rachel deflowers Kitty? Well, I'd probably set it right after Rachel's "return" at the end of X-treme X-Men, as the two friends try to get to know eachother again...
In related news, I need an icon of Vizzini falling over, I wasn't able to write that with a straight face.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Seven... Tim Drake. *eyes FL* Robin slash? Anyone? Anyone?
...
Bueller?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably - given the state Kurt is in in the comics right now, there are plenty of potential het pairings for him.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A more interesting question than you might think. I'll get back to you.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Colossus/Marvel Girl/Nightwing. I'm not really seeing it (especially after what was happening before House of M) - although, given one's flight and another's acrobatics...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something that this warrior-woman's husband probably shouldn't be hearing with his not-so-battle-hardened ears.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Don't know. I'm not so skilled with the songs. Cassandra - most skillful martial artist on the planet, not so skilled with the communicating.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kitty/Babs/Inara. *thinks* FemSlash, illogic, other characters mentioning their bunks, certain others finding *what* happens when they use certain people's spycams...
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Colossus trying to pick up Zoe? Well, "upsydaisy" mightn't quite fit... oh, not that kind of picking up?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not in a long while.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kurt/Tim? Well, Kurt would take whichever way he wanted to... he could just 'port away if things weren't to his liking.
Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Wash and Mal? Either drunk, or rather determined to prove a point! Or both.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kitty Pryde and Malcolm Reynolds are in a happy relationship until Mal suddenly runs off with Rachel Grey. Kitty, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wash and a brief unhappy affair with Inara, then follows the wise advice of Dick and finds true love with Kurt.
To be called - Fairytales Come True - For Pirates and Bamfs!
Who might read it? If you've read this far, probably you ;)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Robin/Batgirl? I thought it was :lol:
Well, ok, not *this* Robin and Batgirl. Quite yet. ;)
If I can replace the comics with Context-Free Theatre it is...
